On the bike…a case of red wine and a gym bag.
A brief dialogue…
The Sales Person at the liquor store: Would you like me to carry the case of wine out to your car?
Me: No, but you can carry it to my bike.
Sales Person: [blank stare]
Me: But no seriously I can carry it to my bike to myself.
Sales Person: [smiling now, as if I’m teasing him]
Second Sales Person: No he’s serious…he’s “that guy with those bikes.”